December 2011
26 posts
“I can’t do this, but I’m doing it anyway”
Ugh, I hate people who say “fuck the police.”
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make...
“The best way to be likeable is to be interested in the other person.”
– Dale Carnegie
“Alcohol will not solve most of your problems, but then again neither will water...”
“I’m the hero of this story.
I don’t need to be saved.”
